You have GOT to be kidding me.
So, read this email I got from Bonnie, the aforementioned roommate.
Good news! Hope it is not too late and you are totally gonna kick yourself. But, you only need normal 39 cent postage to send a letter to my APO address. Because it is military there are no international fees. Okay, how mad are you? I’m sorry you had to go through all that, but I think it is super sweet that you would go to all that trouble!!! I wuv you!
Grr…. this is AFTER I went BACK to the post office and stood in line. Thankfully the weather was okay, the line was short, and Colby was on his best behavior. He likes the echo in the lobby. Oh, and the handicapped doors are still broken, but at least now there’s a sign on them. It says something like “Not working” or “Disabled”, which doesn’t seem like a very good thing to put on a handicapped door button… If it were me, I’d write “Don’t press button 50 times because you’ll just stand outside in the cold waiting for the door to open that won’t open and meanwhile 5 people have entered and exited the post office and could have held the door for you anyway. The end.” Then people would stop and stare at all these words written on a post-it note and plastered on top of a button with a 4 inch diameter. Ha!
Oh and Bonnie, about my 84 cent stamp… (yes, 84, not 80 like I thought… good thing I didn’t have exact change.) Just consider it my donation to Uncle Sam. Like he really needs one. My tax dollars at work. Or something.
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